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The main theme about this event is for authors to talk about themselves. However, I'm really open to any posts in general and ones about authoring that are still unique, totally count.
Mindy McGinnis is the author of Not a Drop to Drink, In A Handful of Dust and the book I'm personally excited over, A Madness So Discreet.
So here's a fun little post from her about "unseeing" your nose.
Writers will find any reason at all to procrastinate. The house needs cleaned. The litter needs scooped. The laundry needs folded. My bladder needs emptied. I can't unsee my nose.
Yes, really.
It takes very little to get us off task, and when it's the shadow of your own proboscis popping up in your peripheral, it's unshakable. The house will be clean eventually. Same with litter and laundry. My bladder refills, but that's a pretty quick fix. But my nose is just kind of there, and once I've seen it I can't get it out of my mind - or my way.
I write in bed, lying down, with my laptop propped up against my legs, and three pillows stacked under my head because I demand good altitude. It's the perfect scenario for my nose to ambush whatever word count goal I have. I usually aim for 1,000 words a day (that's just about 5 pages), and the nose usually pops up to remind me that it exists right around the halfway mark.
And then it's a struggle. Cutting it off is obviously not an option. Ignoring it doesn't work either because it's already been brought to my attention and I'm the kind of person that pounds her problems down into the ground, and hitting myself in the face will only make my nose swell and therefore become a larger object I need to unsee.
Don't get me wrong. I'm glad I have a nose. It's done a lot of good things for me over the years, and I even kind of like it in the aesthetic sense. (Although I would warn anyone against just sitting and critiquing your own nose in the mirror - eventually you lose perspective and it just looks horrendous. The same is true of your tongue. Never inspect your tongue. It moves of its own volition and will have you questioning whether or not you're in charge of it in about five minutes.)
So what's a poor writer to do when your nose is in the way?
The big thing is to remember that your nose has been there all day, and more than likely you probably were seeing it and didn't realize it because you had other things going on. In a lot of ways, unseeing your nose is the best gauge of how good the pages you just cranked out are. If I didn't notice the nose, it's because I was totally into what I was writing. If my nose was a big part of the evening, I probably need to take a hard look at the pages I wrote.
A no-nose night is a good night. Here's to those.
Isn't that such a cute post? Now I can't unsee my nose, grr! I think I read somewhere that our eyes automatically ignore our nose, that is, if we don't focus on it.
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HAHA. I love this. I'm now trying to see how well I can see my nose (and now I think I'm noticing it more than before reading this post) as I type this. It's really blurry because it doesn't really show up very much in the line of my good sight (AKA through my glasses). Thanks for the fun post, ladies.☺
ReplyDeleteLOL, Mindy! Great post. I didn't inherit the cute McGinnis nose, so I see my German nose all the time and have learned to ignore it. I have other things to distract me from writing. :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Now I'm acutely aware of my nose. Thanks Mindy. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe internet. And Facebook. And Kids. All of those things distract me. Mainly kids though. When I'm really in the zone, they suddenly turn very helpless and needy, asking ten million questions an hour and keeping me off task.
ReplyDeleteLOL I didn't emagine that the nose could be so much a bother sometime for writers. Thanks for the nice and fun post!
ReplyDeleteTwitter definitely cuts into a lot of my time, but so does just being stuck in a place and not knowing how to get out of it. Writer's block, I guess. It's really hard for me to concentrate when I don't know where to go from a certain spot and how to move forward.
ReplyDeleteI love reading advice from authors, but I don't think I've ever read advice this weird and entertaining. I guess that's my little bit of humor for the day. :)
ReplyDeleteMy cat Mia nudges me if I don't pay attention to her so I have to stop writing book reviews to pet her. Twitter also makes me procrastinate.
ReplyDeleteHaha, what a unique and fun post! I wish I could relate, though, but as a Southeast Asian, and a Filipino, no less! my nose is pretty small and pudgy, so oftentimes, it doesn't get in the way of my sight. Hahaha! My only problem when I'm writing (fanfics, reviews, etc) is my dog wanting me to pet him behind his ear :P
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ReplyDeleteLaura @BlueEyeBooks
I'm glad I could make everyone self-conscious about their noses. I'm here to help. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love Mindy McGinnis. xD Not a Drop to Drink absolutely stunned me with how perfect and good it was. I want to read the sequel/companion soooo bad AND ALSO HER NEW BOOK. *flails* I loved reading this post!
ReplyDeleteI get "distracted" when I procrastinate. That is, I clean, I sort, I do laundry, I do chores, I look at cat videos. Anything that I can do other than work, I do haha.
ReplyDeleteThis post makes me laugh! :D My nose is pretty flat so it's actually hard for me to see it. o: But I can't unsee the other distractions like music or food that take my head away from things like work. :P
ReplyDeleteThis is FANTASTIC! I can get distracted by the most ridiculous things too. I couldn't figure out what I wanted to write a few weeks ago, and I started looking at the ceiling, and then was convinced that it wasn't even with the walls and that my whole house was probably about to collapse (I don't know how farfetched that even is, the place is shoddily constructed!)
ReplyDeleteAt any rate, posts like this is why I adore Mindy! And Not a Drop to Drink is fantastic, so you should all be trying to win for sure ;) (Oh, and then go buy In a Handful of Dust, because it is somehow even BETTER. I will be rocking back and forth waiting for A Madness So Discreet if you need me.)
Shannon @ It Starts At Midnight
"Now I can't unsee my nose, grr!" This. Really fun post though! I love McGinnis' dystopia novels so I'm so incredibly excited for A Madness So Discreet, this is the first I've heard of it.
ReplyDeleteMy biggest source of procrastination are books and the internet!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a writer, and I try NEVER to procrastinate, but if I do procrastinate it is usually being distracted by books that makes me do so.....Sigh....All the books.
ReplyDeleteHaha, no nose problems here, unless I've got a gigantic zit. I had some so large that all I have to do is look straight ahead and it would be at the bottom of my sight. Otherwise, my vision is absolutely nose free. But honestly, kudos to Mindy for writing such a cute and creative post about writing!
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